I have to post something. I have a couple long stories to tell, but not enough time to write them, so for today I'm just posting one of my favorite jokes. I'll try to make it as clean as possible...
The judge pounded his gavel. "Order in the court," he called. "Mickey Mouse, I have reviewed your case and I will not grant you a divorce. This court has found Minnie Mouse to be mentally competent."
"Your honor, I didn't say she was crazy," Mickey pleaded. "I said she was f*&%ing Goofy!"
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
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Funny... thanks
Very nice, Mr. Daley.
Two of the theatre kids I hung out with in college have a bit with Mickey Mouse as an abusive boyfriend. Add in the dead-on voices they both do and it's Hysterical.
ba-dum bum!
That's hilarious. As someone who's recovering from swine flu, I needed a laugh today - thanks.
You take it right up to the edge, Rick. Nice.
:)
I like this one because of the play on words. That and it's naughty.
Vodka- anytime, glad to be of service ;-)
Matt- get a clip of that on YouTube, humanity will thank you.
Laurel- I didn't know you speak drum...
Kristi- hope you feel better soon!
Davin- Stick around, you know I'm bound to cross the line one of these days. I have never been good at self-censorship.
Bane- Thanks for stopping by
Okay, that's really bad - good - but still bad!! : )
That's kind of like the email I recevied this week where a moose in a national park went up to the statue of a buffalo and . . . well. . . got quite frisky with the statue. The end of the email said that the moose wasn't charged with statutory rape . . . just a moose-demeanor!
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Scott,
It's hard to be both clean and consistently funny. In fact, I'm pretty sure Bill Cosby is the only one ever to pull that off. Also probably the only one ever to try.
I like the punny moose story!
I love the way you Mouske-swear...
Peace -Rene
Cute.
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