An inquisitive journalist wonders:
"What Caused Thousands Of Dead Birds To Fall From The Sky?"
The short answer:
You see, suspending dead birds in the sky is rather difficult, since dead birds can't flap their wings (NOTE: flapping is a very important part of flying, so I am told.). So when there are thousands of dead birds in the sky, they will fall like Newton's apple.
It's like the old joke: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.
Let me know if I can answer any other questions. I'm here to help.
Happy New Year!