Big, Fat, Hairy Deal

They say nothing good happens after midnight.  This is mostly true, but sometimes, when the party is still going strong, someone breaks out a bunch of wigs and bald guys like me can't resist the temptation to feel hair on my head and shoulders again.

Hair extensions are a gateway wig...

That's more like it!

Channeling my inner 80s Hair-Metal Band, Poison Def Bon Motley Leppard Crue.

This is my kids' favorite: the stupid hippie.

I was not the only lunatic there...

You gotta own it...

...and wear it with pride!