At long last, Rudy Toot-Toot is available for sale on Amazon.com!
Have you read it? Please enter a review! Haven't read it? Please check it out!
Ready for a blast of laughing gas? Rudy Toot-Toot has a special power,
almost like a super-hero: he can fart. It comes natural when you’re
born on a bean farm. The problem is that Rudy can’t control the timing
or the force behind his special gift.
His farts get him into a lot of
trouble at home and school, and after one monstrous blast scares all the
Beanheads away from the Toot-Toot Family Bean Market, it’s up to Rudy
to find a way to use his talent to lure the customers back before the
bank takes away their home.
This hilarious tale about self-control (and
the lack thereof) will have readers young and old laughing out loud.
They might even learn a thing or two along the way…
Sure the book is about a boy who farts, but before you balk at the subject matter, it's important to understand two things:
1. Farts are funny.
2.
The story is really about self-control, and finding the right time and
right place. And it is a really good story. Trust me.
Rudy Toot-Toot is a great summer reading choice for kids in kindergarten through 5th grade. The first page gets their attention and the story holds it, expect giggles and the sound of ruffling paper. Seriously...as hard as it is to get kids to read, this is a book they will want to finish! You may need to read aloud to younger children, but this is a book adults can appreciate, too.
Paperback copies are only $9.99, and for the month of July Rudy Toot-Toot is available on Kindle for only $0.99 (and The Man in the Cinder Clouds is still just $0.99 on Kindle for my Christmas in July sale)!
Click here for the paperback copy.
Click here for the Kindle copy.
Monday, July 16, 2012
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Christmas in July, Happy Anniversary Cinder Clouds!

Last year on July 12, I celebrated Christmas in July with the publication of my book, "The Man in The Cinder Clouds." Over the past year, many people have read and reviewed my story, and while it has yet to see explosive sales and become an international phenomenon (NOTE: Don't worry, I'm patient. It will come...), the feedback and reviews I've received from readers young and old has been wonderful.
This year for Christmas in July I'm offering The Man in the Cinder Clouds for $0.99 on Kindle. So if you know anyone looking for a summer read, please recommend it! Even if you're swamped with a reading list thousands of pages long, this is a great one to add to the pile and save for a cold December day...Heck, it's even a cool read for a hot summer day.
So please go to Amazon and grab a copy. If you already have one, please tell a friend. It's a fun, quick read...one kids and adults can enjoy together. Don't just take my word for it, here's what some of the reviews have said:
--"THE MAN IN THE CINDER CLOUDS is one of those middle grade books that the grown-ups get sucked into along with their kids. You think you bought if for your young reader but after you browse chapter one you just sort of... can't stop."
--"I don't typically read this type of book, but I'm glad that I did. It showed up on my suggestions and I took a chance :) I really liked it, as I read it in one sitting....and I don't do that very often."
--"I'm not fond of Christmas...This book showed me that I do love a good Christmas story."
--"I've read all the Christmas stories and it's so hard to find anything that feels fresh. This book does! It has an exciting, unique premise and is just so darn fun. I suggest families buy it and read it aloud together."
--"I just finished reading this book, started about 3 hours ago, I was hooked with the first chapter and couldn't put it down."
--"For this forty-something father, it brought back the magic I remember as a child when I watched the Christmas specials on TV, except this story seemed more "real". I definitely think it could be a new classic, allowing modern kids to feel the same sense of wonder we all felt when we were young."
--"The Man in the Cinder Clouds...is a story within a story within a story...The three stories twist and turn together, bringing modern and ancient adventures together with a splash of magic and the wonder of Christmas in this completely fresh take on the story of Santa Claus."
--"The characters are well developed and the settings of the book make you feel like you are actually in the book...part of the story, amongst the characters."
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Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Big, Fat, Hairy Deal
They say nothing good happens after midnight. This is mostly true, but sometimes, when the party is still going strong, someone breaks out a bunch of wigs and bald guys like me can't resist the temptation to feel hair on my head and shoulders again.
| Hair extensions are a gateway wig... |
| That's more like it! |
| Channeling my inner 80s Hair-Metal Band, Poison Def Bon Motley Leppard Crue. |
| This is my kids' favorite: the stupid hippie. |
| I was not the only lunatic there... |
| You gotta own it... |
| ...and wear it with pride! |
Monday, July 2, 2012
Indie-Pendence Day Q&A
Q: What is an Indie?
A: It’s when your belly button doesn’t stick out. Ha! Just kidding. Indie is short for Independent Author. Or Indiana Jones, but I think you spell that with a –y, i.e. Indy.
Q: Why celebrate Independent Authors?
A: Because supporting an Indie Author is supporting small business. These are talented entrepreneurs, creating high-quality books and selling them at competitive prices. It’s what readers should be looking for, to be honest. Indie authors are enterprising people starting up their own businesses...It's the American way! Celebrating their efforts around the 4th of July makes perfect sense.
Q: But don’t all self-published books suck?
A: No, they don’t all suck. Far from it. While self-publishing is a process of making an e-book available, or working with a POD (print on-demand) publisher, and Indie Authors do self-publish in this sense, I see a difference between the stigmatic "self-published books" and being an Indie Author.
Indie Authors don’t work alone; self-publishers do it all themselves (hence the name). Self-publishers self-edit, often rushing to publication with a first draft of a first novel. While there are many horrible self-published books out there, there are even more great novels by talented new Indie authors (including those who publish through small presses). Indies solicit expertise from peers and/or professionals to hone their writing, from grammar and line edits to character, plot, and pacing; they care deeply about the quality of their writing. It’s the dedication to the craft that is enabling Indie Authors to create a new perception of quality in the market.
Q: Aren’t you an Indie Author?
A: Yes, but this isn’t about me. This is about the entire community of Indie writers and the readers who support them. While I would love for more people to read my books, I want to recommend two Indie authors whose books I read an enjoyed:
Travis Erwin’s semi-memoir The Feedstore Chronicles is a fictionalized account of his coming-of-age, set around his high school job in the Texas panhandle. It’s laugh-out-loud funny, and funny doesn’t come easy. Sure, some of the humor is crude. Okay, pretty much all of the humor is crude. There are a couple scenes that make fart jokes seem like church talk, one involving a bulldog. But it is funny, and it’s the voice with which Travis describes the awkward situations that makes the narrative so compelling. His writing is natural, witty, and full of heart.
Anita Laydon Miller has independently published two books, Earthling Hero and A Scary Good Book and is currently working on a new YA novel with agent representation. Her stories are perfect for middle-grade readers, with characters they can relate to. She has a good sense for writing action and suspense, in A Scary Good Book, especially…It’s as good as any Hardy Boys or Three Investigators book I read as a kid. Anita is finishing courses in pursuit of her MFA degree, I expect her future works to keep getting better and better.
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Rudy Toot-Toot has arrived!
Ready for a blast of laughing gas?
I received ARCs (advanced reader copies, for you non-writer folk) of my new kids' book, Rudy Toot-Toot! I'm giving away a limited number of signed copies in exchange for reviews on Amazon, BarnesandNoble.com, and Goodreads.
If you'd like an advance copy for review (Free! Signed!) just email me at rjdaley101071 (at) gmail (dot) com. First come, first serve! Act now! Hurry, while supplies last! (NOTE: I should get a job on an infomercial)
I received ARCs (advanced reader copies, for you non-writer folk) of my new kids' book, Rudy Toot-Toot! I'm giving away a limited number of signed copies in exchange for reviews on Amazon, BarnesandNoble.com, and Goodreads.
If you'd like an advance copy for review (Free! Signed!) just email me at rjdaley101071 (at) gmail (dot) com. First come, first serve! Act now! Hurry, while supplies last! (NOTE: I should get a job on an infomercial)
by Rick Daley
Rudy
Toot-Toot has a special power, almost like a super-hero:
He can fart. It comes natural when you’re born on a bean
farm. The problem is that Rudy can’t
control the timing or the force behind his special gift.
His farts get him into a lot of trouble at
home and school, and after one monstrous blast scares all the Beanheads away
from the Toot-Toot Family Bean Market, it’s up to Rudy to find a way to use his
talent to lure the customers back before the bank takes away their home.
This
hilarious tale about self-control (and the lack thereof) will have readers
young and old laughing out loud. They
might even learn a thing or two along the way…
Tuesday, June 5, 2012
Inspiration
Today was the last day of school. I attended the ceremonies briefly, which consisted of standing in a 4th grade classroom while the kids got an intense sugar high, then I acted as umpire for a game of kickball, and then I visited a 2nd grade pizza party.
That was all fun, but something else made my day...
During the time spent watching the 4th graders ingest a thousand forms of sugar, a slideshow played on the projector. It had been looping all day, pictures from the course of the school year flashing in succession, a visual timeline of the 4th grade. Several featured yours truly, pictures from an author visit last December. During the visit I read from The Man in the Cinder Clouds and Rudy Toot-Toot, then I guided the class through an interactive writing workshop where the class took a premise I provided (a treasure hunt) and we created main characters and a storyline.
The teacher told me that she has one student in particular who is a terrific writer, and he’s been working on a book for a while. Earlier in the day, when the author visit pictures first started scrolling, he told her that was the day he started writing his book; my visit served as the inspiration.
That’s my favorite kind of feedback. I like it when my stories entertain people, and I am thankful for every book sold …but to know that I inspired a young writer to start his own story, that I helped grow the creativity waiting in someone’s heart, serves a deeper purpose. It’s rewarding in a way Amazon reviews and royalties can never be.
And it inspires me to write, too.
That was all fun, but something else made my day...
During the time spent watching the 4th graders ingest a thousand forms of sugar, a slideshow played on the projector. It had been looping all day, pictures from the course of the school year flashing in succession, a visual timeline of the 4th grade. Several featured yours truly, pictures from an author visit last December. During the visit I read from The Man in the Cinder Clouds and Rudy Toot-Toot, then I guided the class through an interactive writing workshop where the class took a premise I provided (a treasure hunt) and we created main characters and a storyline.
The teacher told me that she has one student in particular who is a terrific writer, and he’s been working on a book for a while. Earlier in the day, when the author visit pictures first started scrolling, he told her that was the day he started writing his book; my visit served as the inspiration.
That’s my favorite kind of feedback. I like it when my stories entertain people, and I am thankful for every book sold …but to know that I inspired a young writer to start his own story, that I helped grow the creativity waiting in someone’s heart, serves a deeper purpose. It’s rewarding in a way Amazon reviews and royalties can never be.
And it inspires me to write, too.
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Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Simple Logic Prevails
My son sat in the backseat of the car on the way to soccer practice. He was fiddling with my iPod.
"Dad, how do you get rid of this?" he asked.
I'm a stickler for details, and I needed more information. I said, "What are you trying to get rid of?"
He fiddled for a second and then said, "Nothing."
"Oh, that's easy," I said. "Anything."
"Huh?"
"You want to get rid of nothing. You can use anything to get rid of nothing." Problem solved.
"Dad, how do you get rid of this?" he asked.
I'm a stickler for details, and I needed more information. I said, "What are you trying to get rid of?"
He fiddled for a second and then said, "Nothing."
"Oh, that's easy," I said. "Anything."
"Huh?"
"You want to get rid of nothing. You can use anything to get rid of nothing." Problem solved.
Friday, May 11, 2012
Understanding the Left
I have a friend who is a full-fledged conservative of the highest degree, and we recently discussed the intentions of the left vs. the right. His take, and indeed the stance assumed by many on the right, is that the left is attempting a fascist coup and is aiming to destroy America. As an independent, I disagree.
Listening to any ideologue discuss how politics affect the nation is like listening to a fish in a bowl describing the room in which the tank sits; the environment of the bowl warps the perspective of the observing fish. Some things may seem larger or smaller than they actually are; other things are reflections of objects in the tank and do not actually exist in the room itself.
If conservatism involves less government and the basic fiscal responsibility to spend within reach of revenues, fine. I get that and I agree whole-heartedly. The Democrats have little-to-no sense of fiscal responsibility, but the right misjudges their intentions and vilifies them. Most that could carry the label “Liberal” are actually quite charitable at heart, perhaps to a fault, and they want to use the resources of government to administer what they see to be charitable acts, such as financial assistance to the poor, healthcare for the sick, and protection from oppressors (both foreign and domestic). I see the primary disagreement between right and left being that these charitable acts should not be the responsibility of the government, not that these intentions are inherently evil, although the pundits may disagree from within the fishbowls.
In regard to the lattermost point regarding protection against oppressions, particularly domestic, the left sees a great potential for business owners to be oppressive to their workers. It is true that they call for government regulation of business in hopes of preventing such oppression, for they fear those with money will quickly lose moral judgment in pursuit of more capital. Government’s regulation of business for the protection of workers goes back to the abolition of slavery. I would certainly hope we can all agree that the federal government was justified in making laws deeming slavery illegal, and while it certainly impacted the profitability of slave owners, the rights of those workers were deserving of federal protection.
Going back to the overdeveloped sense of charity that “Liberals” are affected by, I see a great irony in the number of Christians who align themselves with the GOP from a moral standpoint. It seems to me that Jesus would have been in favor of doing all that was possible to clothe and feed the poor and heal the sick; that Jesus would not be in favor of preemptive military strikes; that Jesus would accept a homosexual as a person deserving of love and respect. From my understanding of Jesus’ actions, he demonstrated more “Liberal” qualities than conservative. He washed the feet of tax collectors, he made company with whores and beggars, he protected the adultress by inviting one without sin to cast the first stone, he espoused charity and urged his followers to do away with all their worldly possessions, he eschewed wealth; most importantly, he called on others to follow in his footsteps. These are virtues pursued by “Liberals” who are trying to protect their fellow man and the earth we all share. They are Christian in nature.
Speaking of protecting the earth, environmental laws do serve a purpose: they keep people from shitting upstream of others. Present bickering over climate change and pollution is not about a fascist takeover of the world, it is an attempt to define what constitutes shit, and where the boundaries of the stream are. Those downstream say “Stop shitting in my water supply” while those upstream say “Too bad, I can’t afford to build an outhouse.”
And then there’s perhaps the most divisive issue in all politics: abortion. It seems to me that the right’s stance on abortion has allowed all logic and reason to be swallowed by blind dogma that states no abortion should be allowed, ever, under any circumstance. Pro-choice does not entail the merciless slaughter of infants. If a woman were to be raped and impregnated, I think she should be entitled to an abortion and should not be forced to carry that baby to term. If pregnancy complications threaten the life of the mother of two, I think she should be able to have an abortion and save her life, for her two children and husband are better off with a mother and wife than a sibling / third child. If a father rapes and impregnates his daughter she should not be forced into a back-alley with a coat hanger in order to keep that child from entering the world. However, I do not think abortions should be used as a basic means of birth control, and late-term abortions should only be allowed in the event of a life-saving decision on the mother’s behalf. There can be a middle ground.
The right seems to have unwavering faith that businesses will be just and moral and need no regulations, but strives to regulate morality on the individual level. They claim the fascist left wants to re-form the constitution, but the right has its own changes it wants to make, such as a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage. The heart of gay marriage really boils down to tax benefits and advantages gained from being able to file jointly; normally the right is all for lessening a tax burden, but not when it’s just for a couple of fags, I guess. Homosexuality is not new. It is neither created nor expanded by gay marriage. Two gay people getting married does absolutely nothing to affect the sanctity of my marriage. It is not an act of war on marriage, as many right-wing pundits claim. Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh have done more to deface the sanctity of marriage with their infidelity and multiple divorces than the two ladies who live together three houses down from me, yet Rush and Newt are idolized by a large faction of the right.
Then there’s waterboarding, which is another divisive topic between right and left. There are two angles to the argument: whether or not it is torture, and whether or not it is effective. I can’t speak to the first directly, but I do take credence in John McCain’s view that waterboarding is torture; here is a man who has truly been tortured, he has a valid perspective. I doubt waterboarding’s effectiveness as an interrogation technique. I bet if you waterboarded Dick Cheney or George Bush long enough you would get them to confess that 9/11 was an inside job (NOTE: I do not believe 9/11 was an inside job, I do believe people will say anything to stop being tortured).
I do not condone the voices of the far left. I am glad Keith Olbermann was fired from MSNBC and from Current. While I think Rush Limbaugh is a selfish man with very little moral value, I do not think he is the “Worst Person in the World” and think that by attempting to classify him as such, one downplays the truly horrible acts that occur every day. Likewise, to liken the left to a rising Nazi party belittles the horror of the Holocaust, and to associate the left with Nazism is to imply the left is trying to rise up to take over the world and engage in mass genocide—a Fourth Reich, so to speak—which is simply ludicrous. The left—who wants to feed and educate the poor, to heal the sick, to abolish the death penalty, to protect the environment—is not the party of death. They are more pro-life than many foes of abortion.
I’ll conclude by saying that while this rant was largely focused on the right, the left are equal in their use of deplorable tactics, and they also set party lines based on rigid dogma requiring unwavering support on all fronts. Both sides have a single, primary goal: to destroy the other party. There is no intent to fix, to heal, to reconcile. Both sides have adopted the stance that “it’s my way and fuck yourself while you’re at it.” Sadly, the majority of Americans, who are just trying to live day-to-day, will be the ones most affected by this fight, and not in a good way.
PS I won’t defriend you if you comment sharing a different viewpoint. I value the ability to debate issues in a rational manner.
Listening to any ideologue discuss how politics affect the nation is like listening to a fish in a bowl describing the room in which the tank sits; the environment of the bowl warps the perspective of the observing fish. Some things may seem larger or smaller than they actually are; other things are reflections of objects in the tank and do not actually exist in the room itself.
If conservatism involves less government and the basic fiscal responsibility to spend within reach of revenues, fine. I get that and I agree whole-heartedly. The Democrats have little-to-no sense of fiscal responsibility, but the right misjudges their intentions and vilifies them. Most that could carry the label “Liberal” are actually quite charitable at heart, perhaps to a fault, and they want to use the resources of government to administer what they see to be charitable acts, such as financial assistance to the poor, healthcare for the sick, and protection from oppressors (both foreign and domestic). I see the primary disagreement between right and left being that these charitable acts should not be the responsibility of the government, not that these intentions are inherently evil, although the pundits may disagree from within the fishbowls.
In regard to the lattermost point regarding protection against oppressions, particularly domestic, the left sees a great potential for business owners to be oppressive to their workers. It is true that they call for government regulation of business in hopes of preventing such oppression, for they fear those with money will quickly lose moral judgment in pursuit of more capital. Government’s regulation of business for the protection of workers goes back to the abolition of slavery. I would certainly hope we can all agree that the federal government was justified in making laws deeming slavery illegal, and while it certainly impacted the profitability of slave owners, the rights of those workers were deserving of federal protection.
Going back to the overdeveloped sense of charity that “Liberals” are affected by, I see a great irony in the number of Christians who align themselves with the GOP from a moral standpoint. It seems to me that Jesus would have been in favor of doing all that was possible to clothe and feed the poor and heal the sick; that Jesus would not be in favor of preemptive military strikes; that Jesus would accept a homosexual as a person deserving of love and respect. From my understanding of Jesus’ actions, he demonstrated more “Liberal” qualities than conservative. He washed the feet of tax collectors, he made company with whores and beggars, he protected the adultress by inviting one without sin to cast the first stone, he espoused charity and urged his followers to do away with all their worldly possessions, he eschewed wealth; most importantly, he called on others to follow in his footsteps. These are virtues pursued by “Liberals” who are trying to protect their fellow man and the earth we all share. They are Christian in nature.
Speaking of protecting the earth, environmental laws do serve a purpose: they keep people from shitting upstream of others. Present bickering over climate change and pollution is not about a fascist takeover of the world, it is an attempt to define what constitutes shit, and where the boundaries of the stream are. Those downstream say “Stop shitting in my water supply” while those upstream say “Too bad, I can’t afford to build an outhouse.”
And then there’s perhaps the most divisive issue in all politics: abortion. It seems to me that the right’s stance on abortion has allowed all logic and reason to be swallowed by blind dogma that states no abortion should be allowed, ever, under any circumstance. Pro-choice does not entail the merciless slaughter of infants. If a woman were to be raped and impregnated, I think she should be entitled to an abortion and should not be forced to carry that baby to term. If pregnancy complications threaten the life of the mother of two, I think she should be able to have an abortion and save her life, for her two children and husband are better off with a mother and wife than a sibling / third child. If a father rapes and impregnates his daughter she should not be forced into a back-alley with a coat hanger in order to keep that child from entering the world. However, I do not think abortions should be used as a basic means of birth control, and late-term abortions should only be allowed in the event of a life-saving decision on the mother’s behalf. There can be a middle ground.
The right seems to have unwavering faith that businesses will be just and moral and need no regulations, but strives to regulate morality on the individual level. They claim the fascist left wants to re-form the constitution, but the right has its own changes it wants to make, such as a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage. The heart of gay marriage really boils down to tax benefits and advantages gained from being able to file jointly; normally the right is all for lessening a tax burden, but not when it’s just for a couple of fags, I guess. Homosexuality is not new. It is neither created nor expanded by gay marriage. Two gay people getting married does absolutely nothing to affect the sanctity of my marriage. It is not an act of war on marriage, as many right-wing pundits claim. Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh have done more to deface the sanctity of marriage with their infidelity and multiple divorces than the two ladies who live together three houses down from me, yet Rush and Newt are idolized by a large faction of the right.
Then there’s waterboarding, which is another divisive topic between right and left. There are two angles to the argument: whether or not it is torture, and whether or not it is effective. I can’t speak to the first directly, but I do take credence in John McCain’s view that waterboarding is torture; here is a man who has truly been tortured, he has a valid perspective. I doubt waterboarding’s effectiveness as an interrogation technique. I bet if you waterboarded Dick Cheney or George Bush long enough you would get them to confess that 9/11 was an inside job (NOTE: I do not believe 9/11 was an inside job, I do believe people will say anything to stop being tortured).
I do not condone the voices of the far left. I am glad Keith Olbermann was fired from MSNBC and from Current. While I think Rush Limbaugh is a selfish man with very little moral value, I do not think he is the “Worst Person in the World” and think that by attempting to classify him as such, one downplays the truly horrible acts that occur every day. Likewise, to liken the left to a rising Nazi party belittles the horror of the Holocaust, and to associate the left with Nazism is to imply the left is trying to rise up to take over the world and engage in mass genocide—a Fourth Reich, so to speak—which is simply ludicrous. The left—who wants to feed and educate the poor, to heal the sick, to abolish the death penalty, to protect the environment—is not the party of death. They are more pro-life than many foes of abortion.
I’ll conclude by saying that while this rant was largely focused on the right, the left are equal in their use of deplorable tactics, and they also set party lines based on rigid dogma requiring unwavering support on all fronts. Both sides have a single, primary goal: to destroy the other party. There is no intent to fix, to heal, to reconcile. Both sides have adopted the stance that “it’s my way and fuck yourself while you’re at it.” Sadly, the majority of Americans, who are just trying to live day-to-day, will be the ones most affected by this fight, and not in a good way.
PS I won’t defriend you if you comment sharing a different viewpoint. I value the ability to debate issues in a rational manner.
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Saturday, May 5, 2012
Ouch.
I woke up at 6am this morning. In case you are reading this in the future, let me specify that it is Saturday, and except for house fires and tornados there are very few acceptable reasons to wake up that early on a weekend. I did it so I could run a half-marathon, 13.1 miles. This is not an acceptable reason, and it is evidence of the fact that I am slightly crazy. Like we need more of that.
I am not, however, clinically-certified batshit-crazy. That classification is reserved for the silly people I saw today running the half-marathon barefoot. And I'm not talking about those shoes with toes that supposedly give a "run natural" feel. I mean totally barefoot over city streets. There were two such lunatics today, and I would like to thank them for making me feel sane.
Many people held signs and cheered for the runners. I cheered for the cheering people, because they need love too. Plus they did a great job, I felt highly motivated and deeply loved even though I am not "Mom." Man, she has a lot of kids rooting for her.
One man held a sign that said "Run Like You Stole Something" so I grabbed it from him and took off. He should have seen that coming.*
About eight miles in I passed a young kid. I asked his age, he said twelve. Way cool. It's good to be crazy when you're young and it's better justified.
I finished in 2:02:35, according to my Garmin, which also says I ran 13.24 miles. I was trying to get under two hours, but I'm satisfied. I beat my 2009 time of 2 hours 10 minutes, so it's all good.
They had lots of food and beverages in "recovery row." Sports drinks, and for those who wanted something lighter water. And for those who wanted something lighter, Mich Ultra.
The real reason I ran this year, though, is to support a college friend whose son has a rare and dibilitating form of muscular dystrophy called Ullrich Muscular Dystrophy (“UCMD” or collagen 6 deficiency). This is a terrible progressive muscle wasting disease for which there is no cure. Gabe does not have the muscle strength to run, jump, or climb a flight of stairs. Individuals who suffer from UCMD also develop contractures, complications with feeding, and respiratory problems. Congenital Muscular Dystrophies do not receive much attention in the way of research grants or funds. Fortunately a group of parents of children afflicted with congenital muscular dystrophies stared CURE CMD a nonprofit 501(c)(3) organization in dedicated to raising funds to for research.
I have a 10-year-old son, and also a 7-year-old son, and I am thankful for their health. Dedicating time to training for this run and helping to raise awareness and funds to help find treatments and, hopefully, a cure for CMD is the very least I can do in appreciation for my own sons' health and to show Ted and Gabe that they are not alone in this difficult battle. This lessens, but does not resolve, my insanity for partaking in this event.
If you would like to make a donation, you can do so at: http://curecmd.org/events/ ccmarathon2012
You can pick my name (NOTE: "Rick") from the list. Please also select "Collagen VI Research Fund." Donations can be made anonymously.
*No, I didn't really steal that sign, but I should have.
I am not, however, clinically-certified batshit-crazy. That classification is reserved for the silly people I saw today running the half-marathon barefoot. And I'm not talking about those shoes with toes that supposedly give a "run natural" feel. I mean totally barefoot over city streets. There were two such lunatics today, and I would like to thank them for making me feel sane.
Many people held signs and cheered for the runners. I cheered for the cheering people, because they need love too. Plus they did a great job, I felt highly motivated and deeply loved even though I am not "Mom." Man, she has a lot of kids rooting for her.
One man held a sign that said "Run Like You Stole Something" so I grabbed it from him and took off. He should have seen that coming.*
About eight miles in I passed a young kid. I asked his age, he said twelve. Way cool. It's good to be crazy when you're young and it's better justified.
I finished in 2:02:35, according to my Garmin, which also says I ran 13.24 miles. I was trying to get under two hours, but I'm satisfied. I beat my 2009 time of 2 hours 10 minutes, so it's all good.
They had lots of food and beverages in "recovery row." Sports drinks, and for those who wanted something lighter water. And for those who wanted something lighter, Mich Ultra.
The real reason I ran this year, though, is to support a college friend whose son has a rare and dibilitating form of muscular dystrophy called Ullrich Muscular Dystrophy (“UCMD” or collagen 6 deficiency). This is a terrible progressive muscle wasting disease for which there is no cure. Gabe does not have the muscle strength to run, jump, or climb a flight of stairs. Individuals who suffer from UCMD also develop contractures, complications with feeding, and respiratory problems. Congenital Muscular Dystrophies do not receive much attention in the way of research grants or funds. Fortunately a group of parents of children afflicted with congenital muscular dystrophies stared CURE CMD a nonprofit 501(c)(3) organization in dedicated to raising funds to for research.
I have a 10-year-old son, and also a 7-year-old son, and I am thankful for their health. Dedicating time to training for this run and helping to raise awareness and funds to help find treatments and, hopefully, a cure for CMD is the very least I can do in appreciation for my own sons' health and to show Ted and Gabe that they are not alone in this difficult battle. This lessens, but does not resolve, my insanity for partaking in this event.
If you would like to make a donation, you can do so at: http://curecmd.org/events/
You can pick my name (NOTE: "Rick") from the list. Please also select "Collagen VI Research Fund." Donations can be made anonymously.
*No, I didn't really steal that sign, but I should have.
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
Happy Anniversary!
Today is my 13th anniversary. I am sharing a song I wrote for my wife because she is beautiful and I love her deeply. It's tough to imagine what life would be like without her, she is truly the best thing that ever happened to me!
Monday, April 30, 2012
A-Z Challenge: Zombie and Zombieland
Zombies have long been a staple of horror genre, and for good reason. There's something about reanimated flesh that captures our imaginations. Even for the non-horror loving folks out there, most religions deal with the dead coming back to life in some way or another; it isn't exactly a new meme.
For all the great zombie movies out there...From the original Frankenstein and Mummy movies to Night of the Living Dead and 28 Days Later, there are two that really stand out, and not just because they begin with the letter Z.
Zombie is a low-budget movie about someone, I think a girl, who goes to a remote island to look for someone else, maybe her father. I can't remember, because it's been a long time since I saw this movie and because the plot was absolutely inconsequential. This movie is about gore, and it delivers. There's one scene involving the close-up of an eye and a large piece of wood. It does not end well, for the eyeball or the wood. I will never forget it. I'm not sure if that's good or bad, but for a single scene to stick in my memory after decades...well, that's an impactful scene. And as horror goes, this scene is truly horrible. Seriously. (NOTE: I am not recommending that you do this, but just as an FYI, if you were to search for "Big Fucking Splinter to the Eyeball" on YouTube, you could see what I am talking about.)
Zombieland, on the other hand, takes the genre and makes it funny, a lot like Shaun of the Dead did but using a title that starts with Z and doesn't compete with Star Wars for inclusion in my A-Z Challenge. Come for the double-tap, stay for Bill Murray's biggest regret. Zombieland had a great style, and the acting in it was perfect...the cast played it like it was real without overacting or getting too campy, which can work if done right (see Evil Dead 2), but that's a crap shoot that can kill a movie if it backfires.
Thanks to all who stopped by, especially the dedicated few who stayed for the entire A-Z series!
For all the great zombie movies out there...From the original Frankenstein and Mummy movies to Night of the Living Dead and 28 Days Later, there are two that really stand out, and not just because they begin with the letter Z.
Zombie is a low-budget movie about someone, I think a girl, who goes to a remote island to look for someone else, maybe her father. I can't remember, because it's been a long time since I saw this movie and because the plot was absolutely inconsequential. This movie is about gore, and it delivers. There's one scene involving the close-up of an eye and a large piece of wood. It does not end well, for the eyeball or the wood. I will never forget it. I'm not sure if that's good or bad, but for a single scene to stick in my memory after decades...well, that's an impactful scene. And as horror goes, this scene is truly horrible. Seriously. (NOTE: I am not recommending that you do this, but just as an FYI, if you were to search for "Big Fucking Splinter to the Eyeball" on YouTube, you could see what I am talking about.)
Zombieland, on the other hand, takes the genre and makes it funny, a lot like Shaun of the Dead did but using a title that starts with Z and doesn't compete with Star Wars for inclusion in my A-Z Challenge. Come for the double-tap, stay for Bill Murray's biggest regret. Zombieland had a great style, and the acting in it was perfect...the cast played it like it was real without overacting or getting too campy, which can work if done right (see Evil Dead 2), but that's a crap shoot that can kill a movie if it backfires.
Thanks to all who stopped by, especially the dedicated few who stayed for the entire A-Z series!
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Saturday, April 28, 2012
A-Z Challenge: Young Frankenstein
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
- Mel Brooks
Young Frankenstein is one of many comedy greats from Mel Brooks. I'm glad I had an open letter to fit him in here. Between this, History of the World, Blazing Saddles, The Producers, and Spaceballs, not to mention Get Smart! (the TV show), it's no small wonder he has an Oscar, Emmy, Tony, and Grammy on his mantel.
Young Frankenstein (pronounced Fraank-en-steen) also features Gene Wilder, who was a gifted comic performer (and frequent Mel Brooks collaborator), and the late great Peter Boyle (aka Raymond's dad) as a singing monster. And then there's Teri Garr in her youthful hotness and Marty Feldmen with his bulging eyes...he had such great facial expressions this movie could have worked as a silent film.
If you have never seen this movie, shame on you. It's an American classic, and you owe it to yourself to watch it, followed immediately by The Producers, Blazing Saddles, History of the World Part I, and Spaceballs.
May the Schwartz be with you.
- Mel Brooks
Young Frankenstein is one of many comedy greats from Mel Brooks. I'm glad I had an open letter to fit him in here. Between this, History of the World, Blazing Saddles, The Producers, and Spaceballs, not to mention Get Smart! (the TV show), it's no small wonder he has an Oscar, Emmy, Tony, and Grammy on his mantel.
Young Frankenstein (pronounced Fraank-en-steen) also features Gene Wilder, who was a gifted comic performer (and frequent Mel Brooks collaborator), and the late great Peter Boyle (aka Raymond's dad) as a singing monster. And then there's Teri Garr in her youthful hotness and Marty Feldmen with his bulging eyes...he had such great facial expressions this movie could have worked as a silent film.
If you have never seen this movie, shame on you. It's an American classic, and you owe it to yourself to watch it, followed immediately by The Producers, Blazing Saddles, History of the World Part I, and Spaceballs.
May the Schwartz be with you.
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Friday, April 27, 2012
A-Z Challenge: X-Men
The first X-Men movie was a great film. It provided in-depth origins stories for some characters while teasing at the origins of others, leaving me satisfied and wanting more. The action hit the mark, and the story was fueled by plenty of angst, giving a nice dramatic edge. That angst is a big part of what made the X-Men, and other superheros like Spider-man so successful...it gave them a commonality with the teens (and adults) who followed their stories.
Unlike Superman, who is just solid awesomeness except in the presence of kryptonite, these heroes are deeply flawed. Wolverine is probably the most enigmatic (and most bad-ass), but even Magneto earns our sympathy, even if he is the bad guy.
The story in the X-Men goes beyond a simple good guy vs. bad guy tale. There's a different morality to it, and the way it parallels our present-day societal fears and prejudices makes it even more commendable.
This is probably a bit deep for a movie that centers around mutants who can controls others' minds, shoot lasers from their eyes, and make adamantuim claws shoot from their hands, but I just call 'em as I see 'em. X-Men is a good movie. I attribute half of this to the characters and stories the movie is based upon, but also to the talents of director Bryan Singer, who also directed The Usual Suspects, which was an alternate for my U-post and a fantastic movie.
Unlike Superman, who is just solid awesomeness except in the presence of kryptonite, these heroes are deeply flawed. Wolverine is probably the most enigmatic (and most bad-ass), but even Magneto earns our sympathy, even if he is the bad guy.
The story in the X-Men goes beyond a simple good guy vs. bad guy tale. There's a different morality to it, and the way it parallels our present-day societal fears and prejudices makes it even more commendable.
This is probably a bit deep for a movie that centers around mutants who can controls others' minds, shoot lasers from their eyes, and make adamantuim claws shoot from their hands, but I just call 'em as I see 'em. X-Men is a good movie. I attribute half of this to the characters and stories the movie is based upon, but also to the talents of director Bryan Singer, who also directed The Usual Suspects, which was an alternate for my U-post and a fantastic movie.
Thursday, April 26, 2012
A-Z Challenge: Wall-E
Wall-E ranks among the best kids' movies of all time. The animation is spectacular. The imagery not only nails the scenery of a world lost and forgotten, it successfully shows the thoughts and feelings of characters in a movie with very little dialogue. It is true art.
One of my friends saw this with his kids and didn't like it. "It's just somebody's dumb political message," he said. He had seen it before I did, so this thought echoed in my head when I watched the movie fore the first time. I felt bad for my friend by the end; he had let misplaced political bias overshadow a great, funny movie.
I loved the biting satire when Wall-E gets to the cruise ship. Is this where humanity is headed, to be fat, lazy, semi-boneless beings dependent on technology? I don't know, but it makes for some funny situations and an entertaining kids' movie. And there's nothing wrong with a message about taking care of the environment. Believing in or denying global warming isn't the point of the film. It's about doing the right thing. That's a message I'm okay with, personally.
One of my friends saw this with his kids and didn't like it. "It's just somebody's dumb political message," he said. He had seen it before I did, so this thought echoed in my head when I watched the movie fore the first time. I felt bad for my friend by the end; he had let misplaced political bias overshadow a great, funny movie.
I loved the biting satire when Wall-E gets to the cruise ship. Is this where humanity is headed, to be fat, lazy, semi-boneless beings dependent on technology? I don't know, but it makes for some funny situations and an entertaining kids' movie. And there's nothing wrong with a message about taking care of the environment. Believing in or denying global warming isn't the point of the film. It's about doing the right thing. That's a message I'm okay with, personally.
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Wednesday, April 25, 2012
A-Z Challenge: Very Bad Things
Very Bad Things is a black comedy. I am almost ashamed to admit how hard I laughed at this movie. It's one where you will get it or you won't, and even if you get it, you may not find it funny. After all, it's about a bachelor party gone wrong where a hooker gets killed and dismembered. And then it gets weird...
Christian Slater turns in a great performance as a motivational speaker, who also happens to be the best man in this wedding party. Never one to let reality get him down, his pep talks inspire his friends to go to great lengths to protect themselves from the accidental crime their buddy Michael (Jeremy Piven) committed. But at every turn, things go from bad to worse, and the hooker is not the only one to die.
It would be a fun game to watch this movie and count the number of times it makes you say, "Oh no they di'nt!" Even better if you drink each time you say it, but you may get alcohol poisoning by the time to get to the climactic wheelchair battle at the end.
Christian Slater turns in a great performance as a motivational speaker, who also happens to be the best man in this wedding party. Never one to let reality get him down, his pep talks inspire his friends to go to great lengths to protect themselves from the accidental crime their buddy Michael (Jeremy Piven) committed. But at every turn, things go from bad to worse, and the hooker is not the only one to die.
It would be a fun game to watch this movie and count the number of times it makes you say, "Oh no they di'nt!" Even better if you drink each time you say it, but you may get alcohol poisoning by the time to get to the climactic wheelchair battle at the end.
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Tuesday, April 24, 2012
A-Z Challenge: Up
Sometimes a kids' movie comes out that not really a kids' movie. It's just a really great movie that kids will probably like, too. Up falls into this category.
Up is perhaps the best, most original new story to have come out of Hollywood in the past decade. If you extended that time-frame back to "ever" I would have a hard time arguing with you. Thinking back to my R-post and Ridiculous Remakes, the originality brought to the screen in Up makes the remakes even more ridiculous. Here is a movie with characters, settings, and events that are fresh, vibrant, and damn funny.
When movies are made right they can hold powerful influence over our emotions. Many of the films I've listed in this series are movies that inspire a reaction: a gasp, a cringe, tears of laughter, tears of joy. Up is a hard movie to watch to the end with dry eyes. It's also hard to watch quietly, without laughing.
I couldn't pick a favorite part, but some of the more memorable scenes are:
- When Russel first knocks on his door and introduces himself over and over
- When they first meet Doug the dog, who loves them immediately even though he just met them; a dog has never been so perfectly written.
- The first time Alpha speaks. It's not just the squeaky voice, but they way he speaks, very formal, almost Yoda-like in his syntax. I can't not laugh.
- The cone of shame. Again, a keen understanding of the dog's psychology is at play...look at Doug's face and body posture when they put him in the cone, they nailed it.
- When Mr. Fredricksen is emptying out his house at Paradise Falls and he finds Ellie's scrapbook; he flips to the end where she was going to put their adventure to the falls and finds she had filled it out with their adventures together and holy crap this might even make me cry thinking about it. Squirrel! There, that's better...
Up is perhaps the best, most original new story to have come out of Hollywood in the past decade. If you extended that time-frame back to "ever" I would have a hard time arguing with you. Thinking back to my R-post and Ridiculous Remakes, the originality brought to the screen in Up makes the remakes even more ridiculous. Here is a movie with characters, settings, and events that are fresh, vibrant, and damn funny.
When movies are made right they can hold powerful influence over our emotions. Many of the films I've listed in this series are movies that inspire a reaction: a gasp, a cringe, tears of laughter, tears of joy. Up is a hard movie to watch to the end with dry eyes. It's also hard to watch quietly, without laughing.
I couldn't pick a favorite part, but some of the more memorable scenes are:
- When Russel first knocks on his door and introduces himself over and over
- When they first meet Doug the dog, who loves them immediately even though he just met them; a dog has never been so perfectly written.
- The first time Alpha speaks. It's not just the squeaky voice, but they way he speaks, very formal, almost Yoda-like in his syntax. I can't not laugh.
- The cone of shame. Again, a keen understanding of the dog's psychology is at play...look at Doug's face and body posture when they put him in the cone, they nailed it.
- When Mr. Fredricksen is emptying out his house at Paradise Falls and he finds Ellie's scrapbook; he flips to the end where she was going to put their adventure to the falls and finds she had filled it out with their adventures together and holy crap this might even make me cry thinking about it. Squirrel! There, that's better...
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Monday, April 23, 2012
A-Z Challenge: True Romance
I don't know why I like chick-flicks that aren't really chick-flicks. The Princess Bride fell into this category, and we hit it again with True Romance, a movie I had passed over countless times while perusing the shelves at Blockbuster (NOTE: It has been ages since I set foot in a Blockbuster, I don't think there's even one open near here anymore). I would have continued passing True Romance up based on the title had a friend not recommended it.
This movie is a triple-serving of holy f*&^ing sh!t. I guess it does truly cover the romance angle, but it ranks so high in bad-assery the romance is a bit of a sub-plot. Clarence (Christian Slater) is set up with Alabama (Patricia Arquette), a call girl, but they fall in love. Clarence promises to get her things from her pimp, Drexel (an unrecognizable Gary Oldman in what, in my opinion, is the best supporting performance by a character actor in ever, period). Clarence grabs the wrong bag and ends up with a suitcase full of coke, which mobsters Christopher Walken and pre-Soprano James Gandolfini want back.
And if that's not enough to fill the big screen we have Brad Pitt smoking a honey bear bong, Val Kilmer as the soul of Elvis, Samuel L. Jackson confessing his dietary habits before getting a bellyfull of shotgun, and Dennis Hopper taunting a hit-man in an epic racist rant. And then there's the Mexican standoff at the end...a lot like the end of Reservoir Dogs, in a way. Did I mention this was written by Quentin Tarantino?
This is another one for my top five favorites. Aside from the mayhem, of which there is plenty, it still has humor and despite some preposterous turns of events, still feels real.
This movie is a triple-serving of holy f*&^ing sh!t. I guess it does truly cover the romance angle, but it ranks so high in bad-assery the romance is a bit of a sub-plot. Clarence (Christian Slater) is set up with Alabama (Patricia Arquette), a call girl, but they fall in love. Clarence promises to get her things from her pimp, Drexel (an unrecognizable Gary Oldman in what, in my opinion, is the best supporting performance by a character actor in ever, period). Clarence grabs the wrong bag and ends up with a suitcase full of coke, which mobsters Christopher Walken and pre-Soprano James Gandolfini want back.
And if that's not enough to fill the big screen we have Brad Pitt smoking a honey bear bong, Val Kilmer as the soul of Elvis, Samuel L. Jackson confessing his dietary habits before getting a bellyfull of shotgun, and Dennis Hopper taunting a hit-man in an epic racist rant. And then there's the Mexican standoff at the end...a lot like the end of Reservoir Dogs, in a way. Did I mention this was written by Quentin Tarantino?
This is another one for my top five favorites. Aside from the mayhem, of which there is plenty, it still has humor and despite some preposterous turns of events, still feels real.
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Saturday, April 21, 2012
A-Z Challenge: Star Wars
Star Wars defined my childhood. I was in kindergarten when the movie (and toy line) came out. R2-D2 was my first action figure, followed by every other one they ever made, including the ones you had to mail-order 10 proofs-of-purchase to get.
The first time I saw the movie was at a drive-in theater with my older brothers. That sentence sums up absolutely everything I remember about that event. I was only six.
Remember, back on letter C, when I talked about our Betamax? My dad rented three movies the first night we had the Betamax: Caddyshack, Conan the Barbarian, and Star Wars. My vote for first movie to watch was Star Wars. I was outvoted; we watched Caddyshack...But the next morning I was up at the crack of dawn watching Star Wars. I ended up getting a copy of it and I believe I have watched it well over 100 times in my life.
I have a cousin 45 days younger than me, and he only lived 20 minutes away for most of my childhood. He collected Star Wars stuff, too. My mom and my aunt colluded to make sure that our presents didn't overlap on Christmas...I got cool stuff he wanted and he got cool stuff I wanted. Together we had everything.
My favorite movie in the series is The Empire Strikes Back. It is most abundant in awesomeness out of all six movies.
My kids have seen most of the movies, and it's hell explaining which one they are watching. "It's the original one, but it's episode IV...no, this one came first but The Phantom Menace is movie number one...Actually, Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith come before this, but this is the first one they made..."
The prequels are not as good as the original movies, but I still like them. I can't not like them, the series is far too ingrained in every fiber of my being, and it's been there since I was six years old. I'm loyal that way.
The first time I saw the movie was at a drive-in theater with my older brothers. That sentence sums up absolutely everything I remember about that event. I was only six.
Remember, back on letter C, when I talked about our Betamax? My dad rented three movies the first night we had the Betamax: Caddyshack, Conan the Barbarian, and Star Wars. My vote for first movie to watch was Star Wars. I was outvoted; we watched Caddyshack...But the next morning I was up at the crack of dawn watching Star Wars. I ended up getting a copy of it and I believe I have watched it well over 100 times in my life.
I have a cousin 45 days younger than me, and he only lived 20 minutes away for most of my childhood. He collected Star Wars stuff, too. My mom and my aunt colluded to make sure that our presents didn't overlap on Christmas...I got cool stuff he wanted and he got cool stuff I wanted. Together we had everything.
My favorite movie in the series is The Empire Strikes Back. It is most abundant in awesomeness out of all six movies.
My kids have seen most of the movies, and it's hell explaining which one they are watching. "It's the original one, but it's episode IV...no, this one came first but The Phantom Menace is movie number one...Actually, Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith come before this, but this is the first one they made..."
The prequels are not as good as the original movies, but I still like them. I can't not like them, the series is far too ingrained in every fiber of my being, and it's been there since I was six years old. I'm loyal that way.
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Friday, April 20, 2012
A-Z Challenge: Robocop and Ridiculous Remakes
Robocop is a great movie. The thing that struck me most when I first saw it at the tender age of 16 was the lack of opening credits. The movie title comes up and then right into the film, and if there are any dull moments I don't remember them. It's mayhem and violence and retribution silly commercials for futuristic games and guys mutated by enormous vats of toxic sludge, and then it ends like a splurt of blood from Red Foremen's jugular (Watching this movie now, I would keep expecting him to call Robocop "dumbass." I'd buy that for a dollar!).
Word on the street is they are planning to remake this movie. Why? The original was great. The effects were award-winning and still hold up, in my opinion. The acting was superb. Red Foreman was a great villain, and his crew were chilling in the way the laughed and joked while blowing the limbs off of Murphy. And there was a bad guy named Dick, and everyone said his name with the right-but-wrong inflection, because he was one.
There's no need to re-make this movie. There's a new Spider-Man movie coming out, too, and that also screams needless remake to me. Who knows, maybe they will have some magic formula that makes it great, like Batman Begins had in rebooting the caped crusader. I kind of doubt it, but time will tell.
I guess my frustration stems from the knowledge that this is lazy story-telling, demanded by lazy marketing. There are better movies that can be made without relying on a re-hash of old material. We don't need to keep going back to TV shows (Rockford Files starring Vince Vaughn!) and movies that aren't even ten years old yet.
That being said, I am very excited to see Prometheus, Ridley Scott's prequel to the Alien franchise. But the excitement comes from knowing that Alien has very little to do with Prometheus, it has its own plot and story and the Alien references are more like Easter Eggs than a central plot.
Word on the street is they are planning to remake this movie. Why? The original was great. The effects were award-winning and still hold up, in my opinion. The acting was superb. Red Foreman was a great villain, and his crew were chilling in the way the laughed and joked while blowing the limbs off of Murphy. And there was a bad guy named Dick, and everyone said his name with the right-but-wrong inflection, because he was one.
There's no need to re-make this movie. There's a new Spider-Man movie coming out, too, and that also screams needless remake to me. Who knows, maybe they will have some magic formula that makes it great, like Batman Begins had in rebooting the caped crusader. I kind of doubt it, but time will tell.
I guess my frustration stems from the knowledge that this is lazy story-telling, demanded by lazy marketing. There are better movies that can be made without relying on a re-hash of old material. We don't need to keep going back to TV shows (Rockford Files starring Vince Vaughn!) and movies that aren't even ten years old yet.
That being said, I am very excited to see Prometheus, Ridley Scott's prequel to the Alien franchise. But the excitement comes from knowing that Alien has very little to do with Prometheus, it has its own plot and story and the Alien references are more like Easter Eggs than a central plot.
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Thursday, April 19, 2012
A-Z Challenge: Quentin Tarantino
I'm taking slight liberties again, using a person's name instead of a movie title, but this serves as a better movie-related Q-word than Quest for Fire, The Quest, or Q-The Winged Serpent...Let's face it, the pickins are slim when it comes movies with Q-titles.
Reservoir Dogs was the first Quentin Tarantino movie I saw. It is intense with great pacing, and it's almost all dialogue-driven. There are some flashbacks to the robbery and brief foot and car chases, but 99% of the movie is the characters trying to figure out what's wrong with their heist job and each other (there's a snitch in their midst). The Mexican stand-off at the end is classic.
Pulp Fiction is easily in my top 5 favorite movies of all time. (NOTE: How many times have I said that in this series? Like six or seven?) I first saw Pulp Fiction in the theater in college. The opening dialogue made me wonder if I was going to like it...It was a little tough to figure out what the heck they were talking about. Then Hunny-Bunny whips out a pistol and shouts something about executing every last one of you mother-f#$@ers and surfer guitar kicks in, and holy shit! Hang on, it's a wild ride till the end, kind of like a shot of adrenaline to the heart, and the soundtrack is great.
Kill Bill (both volumes) is a terrific homage to the spaghetti western era of martial arts movies. I like how Quentin showed off his chops by mimicking old film styles. Plus the action kept things moving (NOTE: By "action" I mean lethal sword-fighting and gallons of blood), which is a nice touch considering how his dialogue drives so much of his movies' content.
I'm not a huge fan of Jackie Brown, and Inglorious Basterds was good but not phenomenal (with the exception of Christopher Waltz's villain, he played the overly-nice but scary guy perfectly). Quentin has a new movie coming out this Christmas called Django Unchained, starring Jamie Foxx as a slave out for revenge on Leonardo DiCaprio. Samuel L. Jackson, Christopher Waltz, and Kurt Russel will also be in it.
I could go on, and talk about his writing credits for movies like Natural Born Killers and True Romance, but the former wasn't that great and the latter will be discussed when we get to the letter T...
Reservoir Dogs was the first Quentin Tarantino movie I saw. It is intense with great pacing, and it's almost all dialogue-driven. There are some flashbacks to the robbery and brief foot and car chases, but 99% of the movie is the characters trying to figure out what's wrong with their heist job and each other (there's a snitch in their midst). The Mexican stand-off at the end is classic.
Pulp Fiction is easily in my top 5 favorite movies of all time. (NOTE: How many times have I said that in this series? Like six or seven?) I first saw Pulp Fiction in the theater in college. The opening dialogue made me wonder if I was going to like it...It was a little tough to figure out what the heck they were talking about. Then Hunny-Bunny whips out a pistol and shouts something about executing every last one of you mother-f#$@ers and surfer guitar kicks in, and holy shit! Hang on, it's a wild ride till the end, kind of like a shot of adrenaline to the heart, and the soundtrack is great.
Kill Bill (both volumes) is a terrific homage to the spaghetti western era of martial arts movies. I like how Quentin showed off his chops by mimicking old film styles. Plus the action kept things moving (NOTE: By "action" I mean lethal sword-fighting and gallons of blood), which is a nice touch considering how his dialogue drives so much of his movies' content.
I'm not a huge fan of Jackie Brown, and Inglorious Basterds was good but not phenomenal (with the exception of Christopher Waltz's villain, he played the overly-nice but scary guy perfectly). Quentin has a new movie coming out this Christmas called Django Unchained, starring Jamie Foxx as a slave out for revenge on Leonardo DiCaprio. Samuel L. Jackson, Christopher Waltz, and Kurt Russel will also be in it.
I could go on, and talk about his writing credits for movies like Natural Born Killers and True Romance, but the former wasn't that great and the latter will be discussed when we get to the letter T...
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