My wife has a sinus rinse bottle that you fill with a salt-water solution and squirt up your nose. It all comes out your other nostril and looks totally disgusting, except when my wife does it, then it's kind of hot. (NOTE: Still just sticking to the facts here. Not going after brownie points. Love you dear!).
The other day, she offered the sinus rinse to my son. He was reluctant. He said he didn't like how it feels; but this was perplexing because he had not tried the sinus rinse before. When my wife pressed him for more information, he revealed this gem:
"One time I put water up my nose in the bathtub."
It happens, I guess. When my wife pressed him for more information, he revealed this gem:
"I was pretending to be an elephant."
Gotta love that boy and his extra-vivid imagination...