Q: Dude, are you ever gonna post again?
A: Back off. I read the freaking title. Yes.
A: By the time you read this, I will have already posted.
Q: That's deep.
A: That wasn't a question. But yes, you're right. That was very deep. I suppose I inherited some time travel powers from my son.
Q: How can you inherit something from your children?
A: With time travel, anything is possible.
Q: How was your run this weekend?
A: Funny you should ask. The kids got me sick, and I wussed out.
A: Really. I didn't totally wuss out for no reason. I mean, I Googled it first. And Google's response to "running when you are sick" was that if it is above the neck, go for it, below the neck don't push it. I have a head cold that worked its way into my chest, so I decided running 11 miles was not in my best interest. My wife did complete her run though. She kicks ass.
Q: What about the rest of the week's running schedule?
A: I'm in Chicago on business, and I may wake up and hit the treadmill at the hotel in the morning. That seems like a great idea right now, but at 6am I shall reserve the right to hold a contrary opinion on the matter...
Q: So I guess that's all for now?
A: True dat yo.